War Never Changes

June 2, 2008 by fanficfarewell

War Never Changes

Here I do a bad Ron Perlman impression as I read the extent of Edward Babb’s Fallout-themed epic. It made me cough and cough. Oh, Ed.

Something In My Pudding

June 2, 2008 by fanficfarewell

Something in my Pudding

I’m ashamed to say that I can’t catch 90% of the references in this one. I get the Narnia bit, and possibly Alice Through The Looking Glass, but the rest is lost to me. Is it Gormenghast? I don’t know much about that. Can someone help?

UPDATE: Roxy has confessed to me that she was behind all of this. She seemed to say that I was on the right track with Gormenghast, so that’s cool.

The Book Of Tom

June 2, 2008 by fanficfarewell

The Book of Tom

Sam Beckbessinger, that lovable, bespectacled Jew, has dug deep into her baroque and impenetrable cultural history to bring you the sex-soaked Book Of Tom. Every word of the following is true.

The Constant Coated Cad

May 27, 2008 by fanficfarewell

The Constant Coated Cad by Anonymous

‘Anonymous’ is just another way of saying ‘Michaela Verity.’ Now hunker down and let me read to you this touching and surreal little number.

Terror On The Love Boat

May 27, 2008 by fanficfarewell

Terror On The Love Boat.

This one has everything.

Heroes

May 27, 2008 by fanficfarewell

Heroes

A short excerpt from an episode of that shitty TV show, Heroes. I have a cameo at the end. I seem to recall that this one was written by a beautiful woman. Whoever it is better own up, or it will be harder for me to love you.

Gungan Slashfic

May 27, 2008 by fanficfarewell

Gungan Slashfic

An eye-popping masterstroke of erotic fumblings from the mind of Tim Smith.

Superman

May 26, 2008 by fanficfarewell

Superman.

This was hand-written on-site by Dieter Engelke. What a guy!

Aah!
My -whole- imagination?

The Moon

May 26, 2008 by fanficfarewell

The Moon.

This one is quite strange. I also don’t know who is responsible for it. No doubt they are some kind of Duke or Baron.

If you meet Wombles, they shall give you lunch.

May 26, 2008 by fanficfarewell

If you meet Wombles, they shall give you lunch.

This one is by the very wonderful Jolene Cartmill. A big hand for Jolene, everybody.

Makro? Macko? Madro? Madeo?

Enigmatic!