The Constant Coated Cad

The Constant Coated Cad by Anonymous

‘Anonymous’ is just another way of saying ‘Michaela Verity.’ Now hunker down and let me read to you this touching and surreal little number.

Terror On The Love Boat

Terror On The Love Boat.

This one has everything.

Heroes

Heroes

A short excerpt from an episode of that shitty TV show, Heroes. I have a cameo at the end. I seem to recall that this one was written by a beautiful woman. Whoever it is better own up, or it will be harder for me to love you.

Gungan Slashfic

Gungan Slashfic

An eye-popping masterstroke of erotic fumblings from the mind of Tim Smith.

Superman

Superman.

This was hand-written on-site by Dieter Engelke. What a guy!

The Moon

The Moon.

This one is quite strange. I also don’t know who is responsible for it. No doubt they are some kind of Duke or Baron.

If you meet Wombles, they shall give you lunch.

If you meet Wombles, they shall give you lunch.

This one is by the very wonderful Jolene Cartmill. A big hand for Jolene, everybody.

A totally non-cliche fanfic for Tom because he’s leaving our place.

The author of this piece is unknown to me, but he or she is almost certainly beautiful. Please own up.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The author of this fanfiction has owned up. It was Murray all along. He is, as anticipated, certainly beautiful.

Harry Potter’s Emotional Problems

This is where the fantastic fan-fictions will be kept.

Hello, my friends. Some of you may recall that I left you. Just before I did this, I had a party and most of you came. You all brought a fan-fiction along, remember? I read them out on top of a precarious stack of crates and we all had such a time.

This WordPress blog is designed to store your fan-fictions for all time. I will be reading them and I will be scanning in their base matter forms. Viewing them will inspire feelings in you and that will make you a better person.

I’ll be adding them gradually and will default to the ones I didn’t get a chance to read at the actual party. When yours comes up, you should jump around and leave comments everywhere, because that will make us all feel good.

Okay. I’m too cool for this place. I’m gonna split.