A totally non-cliche fanfic for Tom because he’s leaving our place.

By fanficfarewell

The author of this piece is unknown to me, but he or she is almost certainly beautiful. Please own up.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The author of this fanfiction has owned up. It was Murray all along. He is, as anticipated, certainly beautiful.

Harry Potter’s Emotional Problems

Yes, I think you did it right.

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9 Responses to “A totally non-cliche fanfic for Tom because he’s leaving our place.”

  1. murray Says:

    that was me!

  2. fanficfarewell Says:

    Oh Murray! I should have -known!-

  3. murray Says:

    yes, yes you should have.

  4. fanficfarewell Says:

    The drawing doesn’t look much like you. You could have worked a little harder on that.

  5. turtle Says:

    beautiful soup.

    souuuuuuu-uuuuuu-uuuu-uuuuu, uuuuuu-uuuuuu-uuuu-ppppp.

    and murray, of course.

  6. fanficfarewell Says:

    Haha! Aren’t you a live one!

  7. murray Says:

    why ?

  8. fanficfarewell Says:

    The turtle is electrified. The turtle is galvanised. The turtle is rapping and scatting all over the effing shop. If you touch the turtle, it will shock you. The turtle has proved this by shouting about soup.

    Who is the turtle, by the way? Is it one of those girls? You know the ones I mean.

  9. murray Says:

    It’s one of those girls.

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