Superman

Superman.

This was hand-written on-site by Dieter Engelke. What a guy!

If you meet Wombles, they shall give you lunch.

If you meet Wombles, they shall give you lunch.

This one is by the very wonderful Jolene Cartmill. A big hand for Jolene, everybody.

A totally non-cliche fanfic for Tom because he’s leaving our place.

The author of this piece is unknown to me, but he or she is almost certainly beautiful. Please own up.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The author of this fanfiction has owned up. It was Murray all along. He is, as anticipated, certainly beautiful.

Harry Potter’s Emotional Problems