Here I do a bad Ron Perlman impression as I read the extent of Edward Babb’s Fallout-themed epic. It made me cough and cough. Oh, Ed.

I’m ashamed to say that I can’t catch 90% of the references in this one. I get the Narnia bit, and possibly Alice Through The Looking Glass, but the rest is lost to me. Is it Gormenghast? I don’t know much about that. Can someone help?

UPDATE: Roxy has confessed to me that she was behind all of this. She seemed to say that I was on the right track with Gormenghast, so that’s cool.

Sam Beckbessinger, that lovable, bespectacled Jew, has dug deep into her baroque and impenetrable cultural history to bring you the sex-soaked Book Of Tom. Every word of the following is true.

‘Anonymous’ is just another way of saying ‘Michaela Verity.’ Now hunker down and let me read to you this touching and surreal little number.

This one has everything.

A short excerpt from an episode of that shitty TV show, Heroes. I have a cameo at the end. I seem to recall that this one was written by a beautiful woman. Whoever it is better own up, or it will be harder for me to love you.

An eye-popping masterstroke of erotic fumblings from the mind of Tim Smith.

This was hand-written on-site by Dieter Engelke. What a guy!

This one is quite strange. I also don’t know who is responsible for it. No doubt they are some kind of Duke or Baron.

This one is by the very wonderful Jolene Cartmill. A big hand for Jolene, everybody.