The author of this piece is unknown to me, but he or she is almost certainly beautiful. Please own up.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: The author of this fanfiction has owned up. It was Murray all along. He is, as anticipated, certainly beautiful.
Harry Potter’s Emotional Problems
Hello, my friends. Some of you may recall that I left you. Just before I did this, I had a party and most of you came. You all brought a fan-fiction along, remember? I read them out on top of a precarious stack of crates and we all had such a time.
This WordPress blog is designed to store your fan-fictions for all time. I will be reading them and I will be scanning in their base matter forms. Viewing them will inspire feelings in you and that will make you a better person.
I’ll be adding them gradually and will default to the ones I didn’t get a chance to read at the actual party. When yours comes up, you should jump around and leave comments everywhere, because that will make us all feel good.
Okay. I’m too cool for this place. I’m gonna split.
